My prayer

Dear God,

I believe you exist but I wish you could just tell me which fucking religion/denomination to follow so you don’t send me to hell.

I mean, I never asked to be born, never asked to be placed I this gamble you got going on with Satan, but since I’m here anyway and I’m risking an eternity of hell, maybe you could just tell me without a doubt how the fuck you demand to be worshiped.

Amen.

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